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This is an episode list for the Comedy Central animated television series South Park. The series has its roots in 1992 when Trey Parker and Matt Stone created the animated short The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty), while studying at the University of Colorado at Boulder. The series began on August 13, 1997, and ended its twelfth season on November 19, 2008.
Comedy Central signed a contract with Stone and Parker, extending South Park to 15 seasons, with each new season having 14 episodes, bringing the series total to 223 episodes.[1][2] As of December 2, 2008, 181 episodes of South Park have been produced and aired. Currently, the first eleven seasons are available on Region 1 (N.A.) DVD. Region 2 (Europe) has released the first Eight on DVD (note: these differ from the Region 1 versions) and has sold episodes in different volumes. A feature-length film, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, was released during the third season on June 30, 1999.
This list is ordered by the air dates of the episodes. This is because of a reference made in episode 802 to a previous event in episode 804, and the positioning of the episode celebrating 100 episodes does not fit in production order.
Two polls have been held on the Comedy Central website for fans to choose their favorite episodes to be shown in TV marathons, aired initially in the United States. Lists of various poll winners follow the main episode list.
Imaginationland: The Movie premiered on Comedy Central on July 4, 2008. It was aired as a feature-length, director's cut film, complete with previously unaired footage created especially for the movie.
Early shorts: 1992 and 1995
| # |
Title |
Production year |
| 1 |
"Jesus vs. Frosty" |
1992 |
| The boys bring a snowman to life. The snowman turns out to be evil. |
| 2 |
"Jesus vs. Santa" |
1995 |
| Jesus descends from heaven demanding retribution and asks the boys for directions to the mall where Santa is waiting. |
Seasons
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This is a list of all the seasons as of December 2, 2008.
| DVD Release |
Episodes |
Originally aired |
Release date |
| Region 1 |
Region 2 |
|
Season 1 |
13 |
1997 - 1998 |
November 12, 2002 |
May 7, 2001 & October 22, 2007 |
|
Season 2 |
18 |
1998 - 1999 |
June 3, 2003 |
April 16, 2001 & October 22, 2007 |
|
Season 3 |
17 |
1999 - 2000 |
December 16, 2003 |
June 18, 2001 & March 17, 2008 |
|
Season 4 |
17 |
2000 |
June 29, 2004 |
April 16, 2001 & March 17, 2008 |
|
Season 5 |
14 |
2001 |
February 22, 2005 |
October 22, 2007 |
|
Season 6 |
17 |
2002 |
October 11, 2005 |
March 17, 2008 |
|
Season 7 |
15 |
2003 |
March 21, 2006 |
June 16, 2008 |
|
Season 8 |
14 |
2004 |
August 29, 2006 |
September 15, 2008 |
|
Season 9 |
14 |
2005 |
March 6, 2007 |
February 2, 2009 |
|
Season 10 |
14 |
2006 |
August 21, 2007 |
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Season 11 |
14 |
2007 |
August 12, 2008 |
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Season 12 |
14 |
2008 |
August 2009 |
|
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Season 13 |
14 |
2009 |
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Season 14 |
14 |
2010 |
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Season 15 |
14 |
2011 |
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Season 1: 1997–1998
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 1 |
"Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" |
August 13, 1997 |
101 |
| Cartman tells his friends about the odd dream he had of aliens abducting him and inserting things into his ass. Stan and Kyle try to convince him that the "dream" really happened, but Cartman blows it off as an attempt to mess with his mind. |
| 2 |
"Volcano" |
August 20, 1997 |
103 |
| The boys go hunting with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his Vietnam vet friend Ned. Meanwhile, a local geologist discovers a volcano about to erupt and Mayor McDaniels exploits the opportunity to put South Park on TV. |
| 3 |
"Weight Gain 4000" |
August 27, 1997 |
102 |
| Cartman has won an essay contest, but Wendy suspects something amiss. Meanwhile, it is announced that Kathie Lee Gifford is to present the trophy so Cartman decides to shape up by taking Weight Gain 4000 pills. However, the pills are causing Cartman to grow fatter, not stronger. |
| 4 |
"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" |
September 3, 1997 |
104 |
| When Stan finds out that his dog is gay, he seeks advice whether or not this is a good thing. Meanwhile, Jimbo and Ned attempt to sabotage a football game against a rival elementary school. |
| 5 |
"An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" |
September 10, 1997 |
105 |
| The boys try to breed an elephant with a pig as a genetic engineering experiment. Meanwhile, Stan struggles with his abusive sister, Shelley. |
| 6 |
"Death" |
September 17, 1997 |
106 |
| Stan's grandfather, now 102 years old, harasses his grandson into assisting him with suicide. Meanwhile, Mrs. Broflovski leads the parents into protesting the crude humor of a popular cartoon show. |
| 7 |
"Pinkeye" |
October 29, 1997 |
107 |
| Kenny is killed by the Mir space station, and becomes a zombie. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman must find a way to stop what is believed to be pinkeye from destroying Halloween. |
| 8 |
"Starvin' Marvin" |
November 19, 1997 |
109 |
| The boys befriend a boy from Ethiopia, Starvin' Marvin, sent to them by Sally Struthers while mutant turkeys attack the town and the mayor sets up a canned food drive for Kenny's family. |
| 9 |
"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" |
December 17, 1997 |
110 |
| Mrs. Brofloski protests the school's Christmas play. When Kyle says he knows a talking piece of excrement named Mr. Hankey, no one believes him, and he is locked up in a mental hospital. |
| 10 |
"Damien" |
February 4, 1998 |
108 |
| When Damien, the son of Satan comes to South Park, he and his father announce that the final battle with Jesus to determine good and evil is to be fought in a boxing match. Cartman is livid to discover that the bout clashes with his birthday party. |
| 11 |
"Tom's Rhinoplasty" |
February 11, 1998 |
111 |
| Mr. Garrison gets a nose job and quits teaching to be a model. Meanwhile, Stan has a crush on the substitute teacher, leading Wendy to threaten her to stay away from Stan. |
| 12 |
"Mecha-Streisand" |
February 18, 1998 |
112 |
| The boys find an artifact which Barbra Streisand uses to transform herself into a giant monster and wreck the town. |
| 13 |
"Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut[3]" |
February 25, 1998 |
113 |
| Cartman tries to find out who his father is after his mom announces that she had sex with a lot of men at the Drunken Barn Dance. This episode is part one of a two-part special, while part two is "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut". |
Season 2: 1998–1999
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 14 |
"Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus" |
April 1, 1998 |
201 |
| April fools episode, pre-empting the much anticipated conclusion of last season's Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut. Terrance and Phillip travel to Iraq to retrieve Terrance's daughter. While they are away, Saddam Hussein begins taking over Canada. |
| 15 |
"Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut[3]" |
April 22, 1998 |
202 |
| While stuck in the genetic engineering laboratory after Mephesto's shooting, the crew of America's Most Wanted show up to recreate the incident. Meanwhile, Mrs. Cartman sleeps with high-ranking officials to convince them to abort Cartman (confusing abortion with adoption) and Chef takes the boys with him when he drives Mephesto to the hospital so he can be revived. |
| 16 |
"Chickenlover" |
May 20, 1998 |
203 |
| A "chicken fucker" (called "chickenlover" around the children) is loose in town, prompting Officer Barbrady to confess to his illiteracy and make Cartman a deputy cop. |
| 17 |
"Ike's Wee Wee" |
May 27, 1998 |
204 |
| The boys try to save Kyle's brother from being circumcised. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey gets fired from his job after losing a sample of marijuana and begins experimenting with drugs. |
| 18 |
"Conjoined Fetus Lady" |
June 3, 1998 |
205 |
| Mrs. Broflovski sets up an appreciation week for the deformed school nurse. Meanwhile, Chef forces the kids to compete in school dodgeball championships. |
| 19 |
"The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" |
June 10, 1998 |
206 |
| The boys get back at Jimbo and Ned for telling a false story about being in the Vietnam War. Meanwhile, a producer plans to turn Jesus and Pals into a Jerry Springer-style talk show to save it from low ratings. |
| 20 |
"City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)[4]" |
June 17, 1998 |
207 |
| In this clip show episode, Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comedian while the South Park kids reminisce on all their adventures while stuck on a bus on the edge of a cliff. |
| 21 |
"Summer Sucks" |
June 24, 1998 |
208 |
| The town bans fireworks and must come up with an alternative for their Fourth of July celebration. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison loses Mr. Hat to Brett Favre and Cartman struggles with swimming lessons. |
| 22 |
"Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" |
August 19, 1998 |
209 |
| A film festival from Los Angeles comes to South Park and corrupts it with their lack of culture. |
| 23 |
"Chickenpox" |
August 26, 1998 |
210 |
| The boys' mothers force their children to hang out with Kenny so they can get chickenpox. Meanwhile, Kyle's mom tries to patch up the long-broken relationship between her husband and Kenny's dad. |
| 24 |
"Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" |
September 2, 1998 |
211 |
| The town is brainwashed by the curator of a planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a new Cheesy Poofs commercial. |
| 25 |
"Clubhouses" |
September 23, 1998 |
212 |
| The boys create a clubhouse so they can get girls to play "Truth or Dare". Meanwhile, Stan's parents divorce. |
| 26 |
"Cow Days" |
September 30, 1998 |
213 |
| A couple wins a vacation to South Park on a game show. Meanwhile, Kyle uses Cartman for a bullriding contest and the South Park cows worship a statue. |
| 27 |
"Chef Aid" |
October 7, 1998 |
214 |
| When Chef is sued for pointing out that Alanis Morrissette's new song is actually a song he wrote years ago, the boys hire Chef's famous musician friends to raise money. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison suspects Mr. Hat of several attempts on Mr. Twig's life. |
| 28 |
"Spookyfish" |
October 28, 1998 |
215 |
| Beings from a parallel universe come to South Park, such as a nice version of Eric Cartman and a killer goldfish. |
| 29 |
"Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!" |
December 9, 1998 |
216 |
| Stan runs away to visit Cartman's relatives in Nebraska. Meanwhile, Cartman's uncle and Charles Manson break out of prison. |
| 30 |
"Gnomes" |
December 16, 1998 |
217 |
| The boys are forced to write a current events paper to save Mr. Garrison's job as well as Tweek's father's small-time corporation. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are grouped together with Tweek, a jittery child, who suggests that the presentation be on the "Underpants Gnomes", tiny men who sneak into his house and steal his underwear. Meanwhile, a local cafe is being threatened by a big-time corporate coffee shop. |
| 31 |
"Prehistoric Ice Man" |
January 20, 1999 |
218 |
| Stan and Kyle discover a man who has been trapped in the ice since 1996, but break up when they decide on different names for him. Meanwhile, the "ice man" tries to reconnect with his wife and kids. |
Season 3: 1999–2000
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 32 |
"Rainforest Schmainforest" |
April 7, 1999 |
301 |
| The children are forced to join a choir sent to Costa Rica to perform against deforestation, but they end up lost in the rainforest and discover that the rainforest isn't worth saving. |
| 33 |
"Spontaneous Combustion" |
April 14, 1999 |
302 |
| Randy must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in a "Stations of the Cross" play and ends up stuck on the cross. |
| 34 |
"The Succubus" |
April 21, 1999 |
303 |
| When Chef gets engaged, the boys become increasingly concerned as he seemingly becomes a different person. Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of several pranks by his eye doctor. |
| 35 |
"Jackovasaurus" |
June 16, 1999 |
305 |
| The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand. |
| 36 |
"Tweek vs. Craig" |
June 23, 1999 |
304 |
| Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny pit Tweek and Craig against each other. Meanwhile, the school shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife, who died in a plane crash. |
| 37 |
"Sexual Harassment Panda" |
July 7, 1999 |
306 |
| A man in a panda costume is hired to teach the kids about sexual harassment, leading Cartman to sue Stan (and all the kids to sue the school) over claims of being harassed. |
| 38 |
"Cat Orgy [5]" |
July 14, 1999 |
307 |
| Cartman is stuck at home with Stan's sister Shelley as his babysitter while his mom is at a meteor shower party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat and goes searching for sex with other cats. |
| 39 |
"Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub [5]" |
July 21, 1999 |
308 |
| At the meteor shower party mentioned in the previous episode, Stan is stuck in a basement with a group of nerdy kids from school who become important to him when the ATF stakes out the party, thinking that the attendees will commit suicide when the meteor comes. Meanwhile, Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub. |
| 40 |
"Jewbilee [5]" |
July 28, 1999 |
309 |
| On the night of the aforementioned meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears. |
| 41 |
"Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" |
October 27, 1999 |
310 |
| Nu metal band Korn guest stars in this episode where they are blamed for making Halloween immoral and the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders. |
| 42 |
"Chinpokomon" |
November 3, 1999 |
311 |
| The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan. |
| 43 |
"Hooked on Monkey Phonics" |
November 10, 1999 |
312 |
| Cartman's mom buys a vocabulary-building kit to help Cartman win the spelling bee. Meanwhile, Kyle falls for a homeschooled girl with overprotective parents. |
| 44 |
"Starvin' Marvin in Space" |
November 17, 1999 |
313 |
| The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group who cares more about converting people from third-world countries than giving them food and shelter. |
| 45 |
"The Red Badge of Gayness [6]" |
November 24, 1999 |
314 |
| During a Civil War reenactment, Cartman (as General Lee) leads the Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America. |
| 46 |
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" |
December 1, 1999 |
315 |
| Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman. |
| 47 |
"Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus" |
December 29, 1999 |
316 |
| Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycle, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he won't feel left out. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Years' party and is worried his father won't be there. |
| 48 |
"World Wide Recorder Concert [7]" |
January 12, 2000 |
317 |
| The boys travel to Arkansas to perform at a recorder concert. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about not being sexually molested as a child. |
Season 4: 2000
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 49 |
"The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" |
April 5, 2000 |
402 |
| The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the Tooth Fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the Tooth fairy. |
| 50 |
"Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" |
April 12, 2000 |
401 |
| Cartman gets arrested for a hate crime and is sent to a Juvenile Detention prison. |
| 51 |
"Timmy 2000" |
April 19, 2000 |
404 |
| All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally retarded student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to break them up. |
| 52 |
"Quintuplets 2000" |
April 26, 2000 |
403 |
| Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing. |
| 53 |
"Cartman Joins NAMBLA" |
June 21, 2000 |
406 |
| Cartman's search for more mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another baby. |
| 54 |
"Cherokee Hair Tampons" |
June 28, 2000 |
407 |
| Stan must get Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life while everyone in town is addicted to new-age medicine run by an old woman and her "Native American" co-workers. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired from teaching for his incompetence and his actions in the previous episode. |
| 55 |
"Chef Goes Nanners" |
July 5, 2000 |
408 |
| Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman. |
| 56 |
"Something You Can Do with Your Finger" |
July 12, 2000 |
409 |
| Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million. |
| 57 |
"Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?[8]" |
July 19, 2000 |
410 |
| The boys question whether the handicapped or Jews go to heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan. |
| 58 |
"Probably[8]" |
July 26, 2000 |
411 |
| Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents; Satan must choose between two lovers. |
| 59 |
"4th Grade" |
November 8, 2000 |
412 |
| The boys enter fourth grade, and suddenly wish they were back in the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality. |
| 60 |
"Trapper Keeper" |
November 15, 2000 |
413 |
| A man from the future wants Cartman's new trapper keeper. Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results. |
| 61 |
"Helen Keller! The Musical" |
November 22, 2000 |
414 |
| Timmy must find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play. |
| 62 |
"Pip" |
November 29, 2000 |
405 |
| A retelling of Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations" starring Pip, with Malcolm McDowell (playing "a British person") narrating. |
| 63 |
"Fat Camp" |
December 6, 2000 |
415 |
| Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Kenny is paid to do disgusting stunts and becomes a TV star. |
| 64 |
"The Wacky Molestation Adventure" |
December 13, 2000 |
416 |
| The boys, angry at their parents, send them to jail after saying they were "molestered", leaving the town to the children. |
| 65 |
"A Very Crappy Christmas" |
December 20, 2000 |
417 |
| Kyle is upset over the fact that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas" short. |
Season 5: 2001
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 66 |
"It Hits the Fan" |
June 20, 2001 |
502 |
| When a crime drama on TV airs an episode using the curse word shit uncensored, the town popularizes the word, which causes people to die from the plague. |
| 67 |
"Cripple Fight" |
June 27, 2001 |
503 |
| Big Gay Al is fired from being a scoutmaster due to his sexual orientation. Meanwhile, a new handicapped boy named Jimmy becomes Timmy's enemy. |
| 68 |
"Super Best Friends" |
July 4, 2001 |
504 |
| A David Blaine cult comes to South Park and it is up to Stan, Jesus and his superhero comrades to save the world. |
| 69 |
"Scott Tenorman Must Die" |
July 11, 2001 |
501 |
| Cartman repeatedly tries to take revenge on an older kid who keeps conning him. |
| 70 |
"Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" |
July 18, 2001 |
505 |
| The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip who are feuding so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly. |
| 71 |
"Cartmanland" |
July 25, 2001 |
506 |
| Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million which he uses to buy his own amusement park. |
| 72 |
"Proper Condom Use" |
August 1, 2001 |
507 |
| The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods. |
| 73 |
"Towelie" |
August 8, 2001 |
508 |
| In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government. |
| 74 |
"Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" |
November 7, 2001 |
509 |
| The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman becomes the Bugs Bunny to Osama bin Laden's Elmer Fudd. |
| 75 |
"How to Eat with Your Butt" |
November 14, 2001 |
510 |
| Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo. |
| 76 |
"The Entity" |
November 21, 2001 |
511 |
| Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's anger towards airline service after the September 11th attacks prompts him to create a new means of transportation. |
| 77 |
"Here Comes the Neighborhood" |
November 28, 2001 |
512 |
| Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts wealthier black families to South Park. |
| 78 |
"Kenny Dies" |
December 5, 2001 |
513 |
| Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies "permanently." (Note: Kenny inexplicably returns in the last episode of the 6th season.) |
| 79 |
"Butters' Very Own Episode" |
December 12, 2001 |
514 |
| When Butters survives a murder attempt by his mother, he must travel back to South Park in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's. Meanwhile, Butters' parents join Gary Condit, O.J. Simpson, and the Ramseys in lying to the press about who murdered Butters. |
Season 6: 2002
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 80 |
"Jared Has Aides" |
March 6, 2002 |
602 |
| Weight loss advocate Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of the town after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a Chinese restaurant. (Note: This season, Butters & Tweek replace Kenny as main characters.) |
| 81 |
"Asspen" |
March 13, 2002 |
603 |
| The boys and their parents vacation in Aspen. Stan is challenged to a skiing competition while the parents are imprisoned at a timeshare seminar. |
| 82 |
"Freak Strike" |
March 20, 2002 |
601 |
| The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on The Maury Povich Show, but when the freaks go on strike, Cartman disguises himself as an out of control teenage girl in order to get on Maury. |
| 83 |
"Fun with Veal" |
March 27, 2002 |
605 |
| The boys try to save baby cows destined to become veal from torture and slaughter. |
| 84 |
"The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" |
April 3, 2002 |
604 |
| The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. |
| 85 |
"Professor Chaos" |
April 10, 2002 |
606 |
| The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being fired from the group. |
| 86 |
"Simpsons Already Did It" |
June 26, 2002 |
607 |
| Butters discovers that all of his plots for destroying the world have been done before on The Simpsons. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a miniature society of sea people in his aquarium. |
| 87 |
"Red Hot Catholic Love" |
July 3, 2002 |
608 |
| Following the Catholic Church molestation scandals, Priest Maxi tries to bring about reform, the South Park parents convert to atheism, and Cartman wins a bet with Kyle that he can defecate from his mouth. |
| 88 |
"Free Hat" |
July 10, 2002 |
609 |
| The kids form a club to try and stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from editing their classic films, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat McCullough from prison. |
| 89 |
"Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" |
July 17, 2002 |
610 |
| The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts. |
| 90 |
"Child Abduction Is Not Funny" |
July 24, 2002 |
611 |
| The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers. |
| 91 |
"A Ladder to Heaven" |
November 6, 2002 |
612 |
| The boys build a ladder to heaven to talk to Kenny about a candy coupon. Cartman accidentally drinks Kenny’s ashes and becomes possessed with his spirit. |
| 92 |
"The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" |
November 13, 2002 |
613 |
| The boys go on a quest to return a tape with “evil powers” to the video store before the sixth graders steal it from them. Meanwhile, the parents try to find their kids to explain the context of the porno film they have in their possession. |
| 93 |
"The Death Camp of Tolerance" |
November 20, 2002 |
614 |
| Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave so he can file a lawsuit against the school. |
| 94 |
"The Biggest Douche in the Universe" |
November 27, 2002 |
615 |
| Chef’s parents try to exorcise Kenny’s spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died. |
| 95 |
"My Future Self n' Me" |
December 4, 2002 |
616 |
| Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a “revenge business”. |
| 96 |
"Red Sleigh Down" |
December 11, 2002 |
617 |
| Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on Santa’s “nice” list in homage to the film Black Hawk Down.(Note: This episode Kenny returns, Butters & Tweek are now demoted to recurring characters again.) |
Season 7: 2003
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 97 |
"Cancelled" |
March 19, 2003 |
704 |
| The boys learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation. |
| 98 |
"Krazy Kripples" |
March 26, 2003 |
702 |
| Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research. |
| 99 |
"Toilet Paper" |
April 2, 2003 |
703 |
| Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house. |
| 100 |
"I'm a Little Bit Country" |
April 9, 2003 |
701 |
| The boys are caught in the middle of a town fight between people for the War in Iraq and people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself. |
| 101 |
"Fat Butt and Pancake Head" |
April 16, 2003 |
705 |
| Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez. |
| 102 |
"Lil' Crime Stoppers" |
April 23, 2003 |
706 |
| The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all too real when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a drug deal. |
| 103 |
"Red Man's Greed" |
April 30, 2003 |
707 |
| The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway to their casino. |
| 104 |
"South Park Is Gay!" |
October 22, 2003 |
708 |
| The men and boys of town become metrosexual. Meanwhile, Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr. Garrison believes the metrosexual fad is cheapening the pride of real homosexuals. |
| 105 |
"Christian Rock Hard" |
October 29, 2003 |
709 |
| Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music from the Internet after getting arrested. |
| 106 |
"Grey Dawn" |
November 5, 2003 |
710 |
| The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates. |
| 107 |
"Casa Bonita" |
November 12, 2003 |
711 |
| Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita. |
| 108 |
"All About the Mormons?" |
November 19, 2003 |
712 |
| Stan befriends a boy and his family who are Mormons. |
| 109 |
"Butt Out" |
December 3, 2003 |
713 |
| The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so. |
| 110 |
"Raisins" |
December 10, 2003 |
714 |
| Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy Testaburger breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Raisins". |
| 111 |
"It's Christmas in Canada" |
December 17, 2003 |
715 |
| Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada. |
Season 8: 2004
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 112 |
"Good Times with Weapons" |
March 17, 2004 |
801 |
| The boys buy weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters. |
| 113 |
"Up the Down Steroid" |
March 24, 2004 |
803 |
| Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics and Cartman disguises himself as a child with a developmental disability in order to enter. |
| 114 |
"The Passion of the Jew" |
March 31, 2004 |
804 |
| Kyle finally sees Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ and decides Cartman's anti-Semitic claims are true. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see the movie and hate it, prompting them to head to Malibu to retrieve their ticket money from Mel Gibson himself. |
| 115 |
"You Got F'd in the A" |
April 7, 2004 |
805 |
| Stan must form a dance group to compete against rivals from Orange County in a spoof of You Got Served. Meanwhile, Butters has flashbacks of causing death and mayhem at a tap dancing contest. |
| 116 |
"AWESOM-O" |
April 14, 2004 |
802 |
| Butters befriends a robot (actually Cartman in disguise) he receives in the mail and takes him to Hollywood, where movie execs want him for film ideas, and the government wants him for national security. |
| 117 |
"The Jeffersons" |
April 21, 2004 |
807 |
| A mysterious and very eccentric new neighbor named Michael Jefferson moves into town with his sheltered son, sparking fears that he is an unfit parent, and a police scheme to frame him for crimes he didn't commit. |
| 118 |
"Goobacks" |
April 28, 2004 |
806 |
| The townsfolk becomes angry when immigrants from the year 3045 arrive and take the residents' jobs for lower wages. |
| 119 |
"Douche and Turd" |
October 27, 2004 |
808 |
| Stan is forced to vote in an election for the school's new mascot after the old one is protested against by PETA. |
| 120 |
"Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" |
November 3, 2004 |
809 |
| When a Wall-Mart store comes to South Park, the townsfolk are torn between their love of the store's low prices, and their anti-corporate hatred of the retail giant which has turned the center of South Park into an abandoned ghost town. |
| 121 |
"Pre-School" |
November 10, 2004 |
810 |
| A bully from the boys' past is paroled from juvenile hall, which sends them into hiding. |
| 122 |
"Quest for Ratings" |
November 17, 2004 |
811 |
| The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig. |
| 123 |
"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" |
December 1, 2004 |
812 |
| Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start acting like Paris Hilton, who meanwhile tries to buy Butters from his parents. |
| 124 |
"Cartman's Incredible Gift" |
December 8, 2004 |
813 |
| Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire. |
| 125 |
"Woodland Critter Christmas" |
December 15, 2004 |
814 |
| Stan helps seemingly innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Saviour, the Anti-Christ. |
Season 9: 2005
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 126 |
"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" |
March 9, 2005 |
901 |
| Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player. |
| 127 |
"Die Hippie, Die" |
March 16, 2005 |
902 |
| Cartman attempts to rid South Park of hippies, but ends up in jail for wrongfully imprisoning the hippies in his house just as a hippie music festival has been announced. |
| 128 |
"Wing" |
March 23, 2005 |
903 |
| Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife. |
| 129 |
"Best Friends Forever" |
March 30, 2005 |
904 |
| Kenny is left in a persistent vegetative state, beginning a war between Cartman, who wants him to die so he can inherit his Sony PSP, Heaven, who needs his spirit to fight a war against hell, and those who feel he should be kept alive. This episode won a 2005 Emmy Award in the category of "Outstanding Animated Program (for programming less than one hour)". |
| 130 |
"The Losing Edge" |
April 6, 2005 |
905 |
| The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games. |
| 131 |
"The Death of Eric Cartman" |
April 13, 2005 |
906 |
| The kids of South Park retaliate against Cartman by ignoring him, causing Cartman to think that he has died, but isn't allowed to go to the afterlife until he atones for his sins on Earth. |
| 132 |
"Erection Day" |
April 20, 2005 |
907 |
| Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show, so he sets out to get rid of his erections by having sex with a woman. |
| 133 |
"Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" |
October 19, 2005 |
908 |
| Cartman and Stan crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam above the town of Beaverton. Afterwards, global warming is blamed, and the town enters a state of emergency. |
| 134 |
"Marjorine" |
October 26, 2005 |
909 |
| Butters fakes his own death so he can pose as a girl named Marjorine and steal a paper fortune-teller. |
| 135 |
"Follow That Egg!" |
November 2, 2005 |
910 |
| After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage and uses the kids in his class as an example of why homosexual couples would make poor parents. |
| 136 |
"Ginger Kids" |
November 9, 2005 |
911 |
| Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary. |
| 137 |
"Trapped in the Closet" |
November 16, 2005 |
912 |
| Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera. |
| 138 |
"Free Willzyx" |
November 30, 2005 |
913 |
| Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a Killer Whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space. |
| 139 |
"Bloody Mary" |
December 7, 2005 |
914 |
| Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous following an arrest for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle. |
Season 10: 2006
| Release Order |
Title |
Original airdate |
Episode Number |
| 140 |
"The Return of Chef" |
March 22, 2006 |
1001 |
| After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be. |
| 141 |
"Smug Alert!" |
March 29, 2006 |
1002 |
| Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission which ends in a climatic finish in the midsts of San Francisco |
| 142 |
"Cartoon Wars: Part I[9]" |
April 5, 2006 |
1003 |
| The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed. Meanwhile, Kyle and Cartman fight over whether or not Family Guy should stay on the air. |
| 143 |
"Cartoon Wars: Part II[9]" |
April 12, 2006 |
1004 |
| Cartman meets with the president of FOX in an attempt to cancel Family Guy and discovers the real writers of the show. |
| 144 |
"A Million Little Fibers" |
April 19, 2006 |
1005 |
| In a parody of James Frey's A Million Little Pieces controversy, Towelie disguises himself as a man and publishes his dubiously written memoirs. Meanwhile, Oprah's vagina and anus try to escape from the media mogul, who has been neglecting them. |
| 145 |
"ManBearPig" |
April 26, 2006 |
1006 |
| Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig". While in the cave Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal. |
| 146 |
"Tsst" |
May 3, 2006 |
1007 |
| Cartman's mom calls upon a dog trainer (Cesar Millan) to keep her son from misbehaving, which changes Cartman's personality so greatly that he plans on killing his mother. |
| 147 |
"Make Love, Not Warcraft" |
October 4, 2006 |
1008 |
| The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft. |
| 148 |
"Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" |
October 11, 2006 |
1009 |
| Stan and Kyle "discover" the true culprits behind the 9/11 attacks while Mr. Mackey is determined to find out who | |
